Sunday, October 12, 2008

Flush...

In case you missed it...markets down 18% - in ONE week. Down 30% in a month, etc. etc. Oh and by the way, happy one year aniversary of the all-time high in the markets - kind of eerie - to the day.

Can't really tell you much you haven't heard already - this is kind of what we've been building towards the past year+. The news is only about to get worse, but technically analysisly speaking, it appears to be bouncy time (but don't try to catch the falling knives...with your tongue - courtesy of Chris). Some of the smart ones are calling for a multi-monther.

Yes, it seems nuts, but nothing goes in a straight line. Still, it's hard to see anything that sustained in this environment - so just be safe. But when we do get that rally sometime soon, my advice is to A) get out of anything that was still long (your choice as to when), and B) realize that this is nowhere near done. Congrats if you haven't had your butt handed to you this year, been a rough ride for the masses. Sidelines are MUCH safer.

But now we know what 3 of 3 feels like. I've been talking about it, but never explained it well. Here you go, with charts - gives you a general idea of what to expect. I say general because preditcing the future is not easy, and tools like this are not exact - especially in real time. Unfortunately it's after the fact that it becomes really clear. Cool stuff though.
http://tinyurl.com/4f39kz


But do not forget that the downward action is NOT over. That was not meant as an endorsement to try to go long into this debacle. Do not go on margin, do not go all-in. If we get the sustained bounce, it's just an opportunity to get people out of the stuff that is probably making them very unhappy right now.

Expect the unexpected, it is not crazy to think that we will be getting a "bank holiday", and the market could be closed for days on end with you stuck in a position (which could turn out great or horrid). You will not be quick enough to get out if you are wrong, because the market will be closed - or the Dow will move up (or down) 900 points in about 30 minutes like it did Friday afternoon! 900 HUNDRED points. Anything can happen. Literally.

VIX at 75?! Shatters previous records. Basically saying that the Dow will finish 400 points away from it's previous close - that's nuts.

More to that point, courtesy of Nathan - The intra-day movement (high v low) in the S&P has been over 5% just 41 times in the last 45 years (over 11775 trading days). It happened every day this week. It was over 10% today and yesterday. That has only happened two other times.



But back to the bullish case I mentioned above. 10 of the things that point to rally (wave 4 of 3 from the Mish article you just read - maybe).
http://tinyurl.com/4yqstd


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But I'm not about to get all bullish that easy - no matter what the market does....

1 in 6 mortgages in this country are now underwater - WOW. Up from 4% in 2006, and 6% in 2007. Oh, and here come the option ARM's. Oh, and all the "experts" say we will be making money on the MBS's the government is going to buy with our bailout money. Yes, that's why everyone else on the planet was lined up to buy them - but our government said no, our taxpayers get first dibs, the rest of you can go away.
http://tinyurl.com/3opsmv

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Some of these are pretty funny. Pictures of "sad guys on trading floors".
http://tinyurl.com/4tzrov

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Oh goodie – the clock runs out of digits, but now they are preparing for it to go to a quadrillion! Did Dr. Evil just walk by?
http://tinyurl.com/49bkur

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Where will the money come from? From the USA Today:

“Unemployment insurance trust funds are being depleted in many economically hard-hit states, setting the stage for a federal bailout to keep them solvent, USA Today reported Tuesday. As the number of U.S. jobless hit 9.5 million in August, pushing the unemployment rate to a five-year high of 6.1%, states such as California, New York, Ohio and Michigan are projected to run out of unemployment insurance funds either this year or in 2009. About one-third of the jobless receive unemployment insurance from state governments. The federal government is required to loan states money when their funds run dry. "People will get their benefits. It's just a matter of where the money will come from," a spokeswoman at the California Employment Development Department said.”





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Carlin telling it like it is:
http://tinyurl.com/2y867d


Adler - generally considered one of the smartest guys in the room...

(Posted in its entirety on www.wallstreetexaminer.com)

"The Long March toward the destruction of the creditworthiness of the United States of America took a Great Leap Forward today, or perhaps we should say “one small step for Paulson, one flying leap for mankind.” The Treasury announced and carried out 2 same-day surprise auctions of medium term notes totaling $20 billion. They announced 2 more auctions of similar paper for another $20 billion tomorrow. The market choked on its vomit. 5 year yields rose 22 bp on the day, and at one point were up 50 bp from the low of the day, which came right after the open when the market was digesting the meaningless worldwide central bank coordinated rate cut.

The Fed action in cutting the Fed Funds target to 1.5% was merely rubberstamping the action it had already taken a couple of weeks ago when it first flooded the system with cash and drove Fed Funds rates into the ground. Today they just made it official that they intend to pursue aggressively reflationary policies of monetizing virtually anything. What next after commercial paper? Baseball cards? Monopoly money?

Ironically, today they had to pump in $20 billion via OMO as Fed Funds soared on Tuesday to nearly 3%. I suspect that they will have ongoing difficulty trying to peg actual Fed Funds trading to anywhere near the target rate.

The Treasury market’s problem is not theoretical. It’s not about the threat of investors discounting future inflation. It’s much simpler than that. It’s about simply choking on a barrage of new Treasury supply that’s running between $100 and $200 billion every week! There is no way that stocks, or corporate bonds, or GSE paper, or munis can compete with this supply. Today we saw first signs that the market can’t even absorb just the Treasury supply. As the interest rates rise on Treasuries as a result, we will be facing an unimaginable economic environment, one in which the world rightly questions the ability of the US Government to service its obligations.

The Fed is converting these Treasury funds into loans on, and purchases of, securities and loans, at least some of which are certain not to be repaid. We are now backing our money with assets that may never be able to be liquidated. A time is now virtually certain that there will be no realistic way to pay off the debts the Treasury is now incurring.

As the market begins to realize this, we may face the ultimate collapse, the collapse of US Government finance. Ultimately the world as we know it will be changed in ways that we cannot imagine. Even if the US Government were to reverse course now and say, flat out, no more bailouts, no more Treasury borrowing to finance bailouts, it’s probably already too late.

It’s one thing to allow private capital markets to fail. It’s another thing entirely to foster, foment, and cause the failure of government. A loss of confidence in financial markets is one thing. A breakdown of confidence in government would mean societal changes that we never dreamed of."

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Well that was interesting

Bailout Bill passes. Huge mistake, but for the best. If it hadn't passed then people would just blame the upcoming shit-storm on those of us who opposed the bill. The bill will help nothing, and in fact will only accelerate the destruction, much like the short-selling ban. Thanks to anyone who tried to help.

There are better "solutions" out there if you want to find them. My solution was to head this off a year+ ago when they could've done something about it under less system stress - instead of flat out lying to us and being so concerned with the equity markets. If so many "regular" people could figure it out, the powers-that-be knew (and made it worse). But that's just me, I've been known to be very wrong.

Back to the old way of doing the Replay, lots of links for a paper-trail of how we ended up in a depression. Well, with a little extra commentary...


Wrote all that a few days ago. Market doesn’t seem to have liked it’s bailout? On the same note - do you recall the phrase "no bid"? Since the shorting ban a mere 13 trading days ago, the Dow has lost just under 2 THOUSAND points. Darn shorts.

Wait, there are none! Exactly what anyone with sense should’ve expected – unfortunately the decision makers don’t have that (or were more concerned with helping their buddies for one day - September options expiration day).

Shocker - turns out the shorts were some of the only people buying these past few months (thus putting a floor under the market). Short selling ban expires tomorrow night. That should be interesting at first as they now get to re-apply the shorts with blood in the water. Then again, maybe they all took their ball and went home to avoid the corrupt system?

Earnings essentially started tonight with Alcoa missing huge. Analyst estimates are so off-base going forward it's not even funny.

1300 on the S&P doesn't seem that long ago - oh, it wasn't. 3 of 3 (the technical-analysis "holy grail" of every bear/bull market) is "fun", isn't it? Then again a very slight case can be made that we haven't actually started it yet. Better hope we have, 'cause if we haven't, get ready for Dow 7000 in a hurry. Might as well just get ready for it anyway.

Regardless, we are due for a bounce. I think. (The incredibly stupid SSO position I put on today depends on it.) The scary thing is Cramer is on TV screaming to sell everything. Took him long enough, he finally admits it. That is actually somewhat reassuring for my SSO as he is always wrong. Regardless, CNBC will now be filled with commercials for months talking about how Cramer saved everyone and was the one who saw this coming. You think I’m kidding? I SO wish I was. I wonder when they'll again air his emphatic call that July 15th was THE bottom?

Credit default swaps on Fannie/Fredding and Lehman are due to be settled on Oct 6th, 10, and 23rd. Rumor that a major insurance company is on the wrong side of that in a BIG way - the Lehman ones are the troubling issue - big time. LIBOR, the interest rate that so much on this planet is based on, is eight standard deviations from the norm. How can we rally on this? Actually I have no clue, this is about to get fugly.

So in other words, be careful. It is better to be out of the market wishing you were in, than to be in the market wishing you were out. If you are not playing options and willing to ride out a bounce, the market is heading much lower. Options players have decisions to make with the VIX in the 50's, it's tough to be a buyer.

We've seen big moves, and they could get bigger - in both directions.

Also on that note, once again for anyone trading, let me remind you to not get too crazy – and heed this advice I just read:

"Take it from an old and battle scarred hand on the tiller: This is an extremely dangerous market. The time for making money may be past, and now it is time to preserve what you have. For god's sake, only put at risk a very small portion of what you have. Shorts have been killed, as well as longs. IF this thing turns on, for instance, a global interest rate cut we could run 1,000 points before anyone knows what hit them. We could also fall as much if, for instance, nobody cares at any price about BAC, or GE pulls in their horns. It is just not a time to be a hero. It IS a time to sit back, observe, and know where you want to put your foot back in the water. Unprecedented in our lifetime. Expect the completely unexpected. Don't be foolish no matter which side of the tape you choose."


Speaking of the VIX - 30's is high, 40's is nuts, we've spent a few days in the 50's. You are supposed to spend a few MINUTES in the 40's. Shorting ban has fueled this as people used options to do it/hedge. Still, nuts.

What will the government/fed try to "fix" next anyway? This is the biggest game of whack-a-mole ever played. The unintended consequences of their moves is almost comical. Will they ban selling stocks period, you can only buy? Will they adjust the Dow so downward points only count as half a point? Will they just reset the Dow to 16k, startinnnnnnnnnnnng now? Close the markets? Wait, that one is real. Down 10%, we close for an hour, 20% two hours, 30% for the day. Rules relaxed in the last hour of trading. (Might as well know the rules just in case)

On a somewhat related note, over beers Friday night I finally proved to myself that over time all the Proshares funds (SKF, SDS, TWM, SRS, SSO etc) will eventually go to zero (both the long AND short funds). So these are not buy and hold for long periods of time type funds - you are better off getting in and out. For those who are interested, the "proof" is towards the bottom - most of you are math people, so please read it even if you aren't interested to tell me if I am wrong???


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Jobs number we got on Friday – down 159K, ouch a huge jump. Unfortunately that will be the "best" one we get for a while – the effects of the credit crunch will show up in next months report. Some expect over 200k. The real numbers must be just horrible.

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Wonder what happened after we bailed out AIG?
http://tinyurl.com/4k5en3

“Less than a week after the federal government committed $85 billion to bail out AIG, executives of the giant AIG insurance company headed for a week-long retreat at a luxury resort and spa, the St. Regis Resort in Monarch Beach, California, Congressional investigators revealed today.

Rooms at this resort can cost over $1,000 a night," Congressman Henry Waxman (D-CA) said this morning as his committee continued its investigation of Wall Street and its CEOs.

AIG documents obtained by Waxman's investigators show the company paid more than $440,000 for the retreat, including nearly $200,000 for rooms, $150,000 for meals and $23,000 in spa charges”


Excellent use of my money a-holes.

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And here's the quote from a Forbes story since we can’t let the size of the bailout just pass us by without comment:

"The secretary and the administration need to know that what they have sent to us is not acceptable," says Committee Chairman Chris Dodd, D-Conn. The committee's top Republican, Alabama Sen. Richard Shelby, says he's concerned about its cost and whether it will even work.

In fact, some of the most basic details, including the $700 billion figure Treasury would use to buy up bad debt, are fuzzy.

"It's not based on any particular data point," a Treasury spokeswoman told Forbes.com Tuesday. "We just wanted to choose a really large number."


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Remember the record 187B a day I mentioned the banks were borrowing two weeks ago?

“Banks' discount window borrowings averaged $367.80 billion per day in the week ended October 1, nearly double the previous record daily average of $187.75 billion last week, Federal Reserve data released on Thursday showed.”


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In a Dow Jones column, Michael Rapoport points out the obvious:

"Wachovia went out with a book value of $75 billion. Citi paid $2 billion. Could it be that asset values are overstated, not understated?"


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It begins – like I said, our money isn’t staying in the country.
http://tinyurl.com/44xv4q

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Europe too big to bail? As mentioned before, they actually have it worse than us. Probably because of us.
http://tinyurl.com/3jgdyh

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Haven't mentioned the impending bankruptcy of California in a while. Arnold getting desperate. Will run out of money by the end of the month if something isn't done. What happens in California...
http://tinyurl.com/4zymqu

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From Trav

"Son, we live in a world that has bonds and those bonds need to be bought by men with balance sheets. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Fuld ? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Bear Sterns and curse the short sellers; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Lehmans death, while tragic, probably saved firms and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves markets. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me buying bonds, you need me buying bonds. We use words like TSLF, PDLF, Super SIV. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick a sub-prime option arm bond and pay par. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."




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Wow, these are some of the worst auto numbers in existance. Good thing they snuck their $25B bailout in while nobody was watching last week. They'll need it.
http://tinyurl.com/4az4cl

Sen. McCain, what do you think of the bailout? Worst thing ever, hate it, hate it, hate it. So you are voting against it? No I am not.
http://tinyurl.com/4sxd8g

I watched Fast Money for the first time in a couple months - Adami and Ratigan look completely grey compared to what I remember! Bernanke's beard gave me the same thought earlier. There is some serious stress being put on people this year.


As for the Proshares funds. Lets use a simple extreme example. SSO is the double S&P 500 - it moves double the % of the S&P EACH day. Let's say the S&P is at 1000 and SSO is at 100. On day 1, the S&P goes crazy and rises to 2000 (up 100%). Then SSO should go up 200% - meaning it will be at 300. Now lets say the next day the S&P gives back all it's previous days gains and goes right back to 1000. This is a 50% loss (from 2000), meaning a 100% loss in SSO - which goes from 300 to 0. So the S&P is right back where it started 2 days ago, but you just went bankrupt. Again, this is the extreme example, but do it in smaller amounts and you'll see as the market zig-zag's you get an incredible amount of "slippage" that eventually over time will make all these funds worthless.

That being said, I'd think the no-fail money making opportunity here is to short EVERY proshares fund in equal dollar amounts. So if you short SSO and SDS (they are opposites in the S&P) your net moves each day should pretty much cancel each other, but over time both funds will work their way to zero. One caveat, the funds do pay a dividend/capital gains so that would likely need to be factored in - but the dividends just lower the value of the fund which brings it closer to zero anyway.